Mark Darwin Balaswit

Top Dog Copywriter

I teach copywriters how to write something people actually want to read — not some AI garbage that recycles "boring triples" over and over like a glitch in the matrix, spewing the same tired phrases nobody gives a darn about. Because you're not here to churn out robotic, bland copy that everyone else is regurgitating. You want words that cut through noise, spark real emotion, and make people stop scrolling — not just skim and move on. You want copy that grabs attention, punches hearts, and doesn't let go until your message is burned into their brain. If you're done with the cookie-cutter BS and ready to own your voice, create stories that matter, and write copy that actually sells without sounding like a desperate infomercial—this is your wake-up call. I drop daily raw, unfiltered insights straight to your inbox — no fluff, no recycled clichés — just killer strategies that help you write like the human artist you are, not some soulless algorithm. Here's the deal:Either you join my email list right now and learn to write copy that makes people actually give a shit about what you're saying... Or you keep blending into the sea of forgettable mediocrity while real copywriters leave you in the dust.Your choice.But don't come crying to me when your bland, lifeless copy keeps getting ignored while mine converts like crazy. [P.S. If you didn't get the joke... that's exactly the problem. You're thinking like everyone else. Maybe stick to your AI tools — they're perfect for perfect mediocrity.]